Day 1:
Diamondsword105 finds a frisbee in the Cornucopia. Popmaster2784 battles Gmaticlooksintothewiki. Popmaster2784 defeats and kills Gmaticlooksintothewiki. REJECT 5.56 RETURN TO 5.45 finds a fidget spinner in the Cornucopia. Sakuradiamond finds a paintball in the Cornucopia. Oofendary finds a basketball in the Cornucopia. The cool cat general finds a tent in the Cornucopia. Piratestack2693 battles Calixgame38. Calixgame38 defeats and kills Piratestack2693. Synexus finds a pack of condoms in the Cornucopia.Shadowentity21 battles Brutebendy. Brutebendy defeats Shadowentity21, but decides to spare his life.Thehighderpie finds a 65 in the Cornucopia. Gmaticlooksintothewiki finds an assault rifle in the Cornucopia. Some random guy named bob finds a bow in the Cornucopia. Autumnbird7518 finds a landmine in the Cornucopia. Mmm you kinda sus finds a bow in the Cornucopia. moopymeebloopy456 runs away from the Cornucopia. BaTtTtLlEe cats finds a stick of Old Spice deodorant in the Cornucopia. Pautory Jet finds an octobrush in the Cornucopia. Personguy607 finds a 50% off coupon to an SAT prep class in the Cornucopia. Aafrags finds a Emoji Movie on laserdisc in the Cornucopia. Deetsusy3letus finds a bow in the Cornucopia. Jollytonejukebox finds a fidget spinner in the Cornucopia. Mech on the moon finds a quenched and tempered steel in the Cornucopia.
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Gmaticlooksintothewiki: 0 Kills
Piratestack2693: 0 Kills
Day 2:
Aafrags dies of pure cancer after watching the Emoji Movie. Oofendary dunks on Jollytonejukebox. Some random guy named bob injures Autumnbird7518. Pautory Jet wounds moopymeebloopy456.Mmm you kinda sus injures Popmaster2784. Autumnbird7518 stumbles upon a fidget spinner. The cool cat general receives a pack of condoms from a sponsor. Mech on the moon finds a convenient sleeping bag, but decides it is too dangerous. moopymeebloopy456 heals himself. Shadowentity21 stumbles upon a basketball. Brutebendy loses 0.13 GPA points, and is severely injured. Thehighderpie kills Popmaster2784 with a 65. Sakuradiamond brings one less paintball, so Shadowentity21 dies of needing paintballs. REJECT 5.56 RETURN TO 5.45 yells "woag wiag wiag" at Some random guy named bob, causing Some random guy named bob to drop dead.Deetsusy3letus gains Disney Channel flo. BaTtTtLlEe cats levels up. Synexus and Diamondsword105 practice safe dating. Personguy607 attends an SAT class for half the price. Diamondsword105 breaks Deetsusy3letus's nose with a frisbee. Calixgame38 gets a bladder infection. A Disney star takes Chalkosis's money.
5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Popmaster2784: 1 Kill
Jollytonejukebox: 0 Kills
Aafrags: 0 Kills
Shadowentity21: 0 Kills
Some random guy named bob: 0 Kills
Day 3:
Personguy607 stumbles upon a fidget spinner. Autumnbird7518 finds a convenient geometrically stable truss and decides to use it as shelter. Deetsusy3letus stumbles upon a steam controller. The cool cat general constructs a tent. Sakuradiamond gets devastating hiccups. Mech on the moon constructs a geometrically stable truss. moopymeebloopy456 talks to Calixgame38. BaTtTtLlEe cats gets an ulcer. REJECT 5.56 RETURN TO 5.45 receives a Emoji Movie on laserdisc from a sponsor. Brutebendy finds a convenient cave, but decides it is too dangerous. Synexus sends a mass mail. Oofendary heals Pautory Jet. Mmm you kinda sus gets their fingernails removed by a native tribe. Ouch. Diamondsword105 heals Chalkosis. Chalkosis sees things once. Thehighderpie changes genders. Calixgame38 reads a disheartening message in Comic Sans and dies. Pautory Jet heals Personguy607.
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Calixgame38: 1 Kill
Day 4
Mmm you kinda sus yells "NikhilYA!". The cool cat general gets necrosis. Synexus gets mono. Sakuradiamond triggers Deetsusy3letus to death. Thehighderpie discovers a OCC vending machine lying on the ground. Autumnbird7518 heals himself. Personguy607 spins fidget spinner nonfatally at Autumnbird7518. Sakuradiamond discovers a unicorn lying on the ground. Pautory Jet finds a convenient House of the Seven Gables and decides to use it as shelter. REJECT 5.56 RETURN TO 5.45 receives a quenched and tempered steel from a sponsor. Oofendary receives a Agrawal star from a sponsor. BaTtTtLlEe cats smells good, but it's Old Spice, not your boy's cologne. Diamondsword105 receives a used Band-Aid from a sponsor. moopymeebloopy456 receives a freeze ray from a sponsor. Mech on the moon barrel rolls. Brutebendy heals himself. Chalkosis gets necrosis and dies.
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Chalkosis: 0 Kills
Deetsusy3letus: 0 Kills
Day 5:
Autumnbird7518 heals himself. Mech on the moon catches 22. moopymeebloopy456 freezes Autumnbird7518 with a freeze ray. Thehighderpie gets devastating hiccups. Personguy607 discovers an indescribable object lying on the ground. Brutebendy heals Autumnbird7518. Oofendary gets osteoporosis. Diamondsword105 heals Thehighderpie. Pautory Jet gets necrosis. The cool cat general and Autumnbird7518 practice safe dating. Mmm you kinda sus gets mono and dies.(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)Sakuradiamond pets the pink fluffy unicorn. REJECT 5.56 RETURN TO 5.45 is the sheriff. BaTtTtLlEe cats finds a convenient horse carcass, but decides it is too dangerous. Synexus is stung by BEES and dies.
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Mmm you kinda sus: 0 Kills (Today is sed day)
Synexus: 0 Kills
Day 6:
Diamondsword105 loses circulation looking too tight in those good shorts. Personguy607 stumbles upon an assault rifle. Thehighderpie gets a tin of Altoids. Oofendary finds a convenient Olive Garden, but decides it is too dangerous. BaTtTtLlEe cats stumbles upon a bow.The roof falls on Pautory Jet. The cool cat general gets mono. Autumnbird7518 accidentally steps on his own landmine. Mech on the moon heals Thehighderpie. moopymeebloopy456 loses circulation looking too tight in those good shorts. Brutebendy fatally prank calls Sakuradiamond. Sakuradiamond heals REJECT 5.56 RETURN TO 5.45. REJECT 5.56 RETURN TO 5.45 gets a cold.
5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Sakuradiamond: 2 Kills
Diamondsword105: 0 Kills
Pautory Jet: 0 Kills
Autumnbird7518: 0 Kills
moopymeebloopy456: 0 Kills
Day 7:
Personguy607 gets prank called by Thehighderpie. Personguy607 throws his indescribable object, which quickly disintegrates Personguy607. Mech on the moon finds Chuck Norris. Brutebendy heals Thehighderpie. Oofendary hides in a river. The cool cat general heals himself. REJECT 5.56 RETURN TO 5.45 discovers a tent lying on the ground. BaTtTtLlEe cats shoots Mech on the moon.
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Personguy607: 1 Kill
Mech on the moon: 0 Kills
Day 8:
Brutebendy gets nuked from orbit by Thehighderpie. Oofendary's Agrawal star causes REJECT 5.56 RETURN TO 5.45 to die of jealousy. BaTtTtLlEe cats forgets how to breathe. The cool cat general gets mono.
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
REJECT 5.56 RETURN TO 5.45: 1 Kill
BaTtTtLlEe cats: 1 Kill
Brutebendy: 1 Kill
Day 9:
Oofendary stumbles upon a paintball. Thehighderpie accepts the Blue Whale challenge. The cool cat general finds a convenient Olive Garden and decides to use it as shelter.
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance
The following tributes have fallen:
Thehighderpie: 2 Kills (oof)
Day 10
The cool cat general withered away.
Just wow.
The champion is @Oofendary
